Thursday, October 16, 2008

Love Poems

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM.

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I long for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I hope he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to'how big is my behind?'
I trust that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very bestfriend.

MEN'S LOVE POEM.
I crave for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn'trhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

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