Who in God's name creates these reality shows; America's Got Talent, The Biggest Loser, Nashville Star, etc. ?! It seems like every week there is something new! I guess it's all about the ratings, huh? In fact I'm thinking of creating my own. ...I'm working on a name for my show now. I'm thinking something along the lines of 'Mis Ninos 666'!!
Oh...ok, yes I am one of those saps that actually follow the reality show trend. The Tivo is set to record this pitiful crap every week!! And, it will be set for American Idol when it starts in January! Do you have a problem with that?!
The really sad part is while watching The Biggest Loser, I'm usually scarff down a Totino's Party Time Pepperoni pizza(while drinking a DIET Dr.Pepper of course) or dipping my chocolate chip cookies in my ice cold cup of milk (Fat Free/Skim milk)!!
I've got to hand it to these contestants. Going on a nationally televised program, strutting around in a sports bra?? No thanks, not my idea of fun! I do not feel the need to share my child bearing stretch marks or broadcast my weight to the world! Like we aren't all self conscious enough!!
If I were to go on this show give me Jillian...WHAT A B-OTCH!! I really would not consider her a motivator. I don't know about you, but, if I have someone in my fact screaming at me, and telling me I'm lazy and to get off my ass. I'm pretty sure I'd like to knock her f**kin' teeth out! I wonder if it's all just an act? Nah...I'm going to guess she carries the bitchiness on "after hours".
In all seriousness, she is the one I'd want. She gets the adrenalin going, and the blood pumping!!
http://www.thebiggestloser.com/
Just in case my viewers are interested in auditioning for the cast of their favorite reality show, here ya go..
Reality TV Magazine 10/1/08 "Redneck Bash" Now Casting
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I hear ya, babe! I think I remember just last week, we paused the show on the DVR so that IO could cook up 4 scrambled eggs with cheese, wrapped in two flour tortillas (I loves me my tortillas) and followed it up with a couple of Snickers!!!
Don't forget the Tobasco babe! You like it HOOOOOOOOOT!!
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