This my friends, is a picture of the future Gold medal winner for the rings in 2020!!
Friday, November 14, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Bush No Longer Resides Here
One sunny day in *2009* an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow sir.'
The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow sir.'
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Good Times!!
The hubby and I get some adult time with friends!! We spent a couple nights at my uncles cabin!!
And, this is what happens when the girls have too much to drink....
I Love Sports Soooooo Much...
Another sad white girl trying to dance!!!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Just think.....
Bambi Anyone??
- A Buffalo-area Chinese restaurant closed Monday night after health officials said they found a deer being butchered in the kitchen.
A spokesman for the Erie County Health Department tells 2 On Your Side they received a call Friday from a person claiming a deer was being butchered at "China King."
When health officials arrived at the restaurant they did indeed find employees butchering a dead deer.
Erie County Health Commissioner Anthony Billittier has scheduled a meeting Tuesday between the department and restaurant owners to determine what the next step will be.
Officials say they don't know whether the deer was road-kill or if it had been hunted. They also say that none of the meat had been served to customers.
Sounds tasty, eh?? Some mugu gai bam-bi with a sweet red sauce!
Kind of like an oriental version of Road Kill Cafe..."You kill em', we grill em'"
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
A QUICK CHUCKLE!
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
***
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
***
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
***
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
***
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
***
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
***
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"
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